Some True Virus Jokes - The Starnet Virus, The Cryptologic Virus, The Al Gore Virus, The Clinton Virus, The Bob Dole.
The STARNET virus (wants to change its name for social recognition but knows it would still be a worthless piece of junk whatever the format)...
The CRYPTOLOGIC virus (mysteriously spreads itself to Intercasino.com, then forgets it ever existed)...
The AL GORE virus (causes your computer to just keep counting and counting)...
The CLINTON virus (gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive, with no memory)...
The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus (makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)...
The LEWINSKY virus (sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone that it did)...
The RONALD REAGAN virus (saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)...
The MIKE TYSON virus (quits after two bytes)...
The OPRAH WINFREY virus (your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200 mb)...
The JACK KEVORKIAN virus (deletes all old files)...
The ELLEN DEGENERES virus (disks can no longer be inserted)...
The PROZAC virus (totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care)...
The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus (only attacks minor files)...
The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus (terminates some files, then leaves, but will be back)...
The LORENA BOBBITT virus (reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows).
